Challenge with a side of donkey jaw bone

So, the juniors at our church have challenged the congregation to read through the new testament in one month and you even get a t shirt designed by them as a prize for doing it, so I'm totally in! I'm excited that the youth came up with a challenge for us old folks....I called this post challenge with a side of donkey jaw bone b/c for some reason the man who announced the contest was using the examples of great warriors and what tools they used to defeat evil and he kept talking about Samson and how he "ripped a bloody donkey jawbone from a live donkey's mouth" to kill the Philistines with...that is one word picture that is going to stick with me forever! Yikes!